sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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