you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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