Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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