I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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