Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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