I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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