Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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