Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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