I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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