So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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