There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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