i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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