Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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