i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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