i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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