at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
3pm strippers are depressing
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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