I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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