my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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