But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
