She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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