i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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