there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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