True but thats because hes a fetus.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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