therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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