Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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