I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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