hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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