Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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