I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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