No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Drunk is not a location!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
His nipple licking is glorious
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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