? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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