Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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