Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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