try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
