So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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