no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
