your parents love me but you hate me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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