his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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