I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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