my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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