who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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