ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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