Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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