Are we in a gay sports bar?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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