The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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