i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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