idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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