i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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