If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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