I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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