He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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