I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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