I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize