He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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