Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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