The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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