It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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