I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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